Ever wonder what waitresses are really thinking when they serve you? Do they think your kids need to be controlled better? Do they think you eat like a pig? do they think you look like the stereotypical bad tipper? Do they think you're a pain in the butt to serve? Do they think because you don't order a drink you're a cheapskate? Possibly by some. But I think it's quite obvious what most waitresses are thinking when they serve you at the restaurant. You might need to have a little medical experience to understand where these waitresses are coming from. If you don't get the humor, ask any nurse and they can help you understand. This post earns a not safe for work alert due to its bad attitude, waitress someecard style.